Balloon nuts

"When you put a condom on both your nuts to try and be funny but you just end up looking stupid"

"I tried to make her laugh with the Balloon nuts be she dident even smirk about them. What a bitch"

by Tittyspanker47 December 09, 2016

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Nut V-hug

(verb)- When one's nuts are hugged by one's vagina.

Bill: "What happened to you with Stacy last night?"
Ted: "Well, I got drunk and Stacy wanted to get freaky so she gave me a nut v-hug."

by lavendermalice August 03, 2011

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Nuts that are yours

"Hey, xDSauce, Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuts! (HA GOTTEEEE

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<I, <She Gets To These Nuts Like The sunflower Deed <A Plantain's Lanced Vagina For Buying A Cellphone To Solely Pick Up Women>, I>

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Another way of saying, "Bollocks!" when something goes wrong.

Oh, Nuts and Boltsacks!

by GallopingSausage June 03, 2018

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when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios

man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios

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Through the whole year of November you are allowed to nut

Nut November is lit

by ImChrissssssssssss October 22, 2020

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