zombie pigmen

Nether-dwelling monster in the game Minecraft that Will not attack until provoked, also angering all other pigmen around the one that was hit. They spawn in the nether and when a normal pig is struck by lightning. They carry Gold Swords and drop Rotten Flesh, Gold Nuggets, and very rarely their sword. They burn in sunlight, but only for a frame, and it doesn't hurt them, as they are not harmed by fire being a nether mob. Though they would be disgusting in real life, baby Zombie Pigmen are adorable as shit. They are also sometimes referred to as Zombie Pigs.

Fart69: Hey, do you know where to find some Zombie Pigmen?

LadyMeow7: Try the nether, noob....

by Wolox9 January 2, 2015

Garage Zombie

A person who militantly hunts down or seeks to find yard sales, garage sales, estate sales, auctions, junk sales, thrift stores, etc.

Our trunk is completely full with junk treasures, we were total garage zombies today!

by theoddsmaker February 27, 2009

Sneaky Zombie

Post monging a corpse from which all four limbs have been amputated, activate your Venus Probe to re-animate the body. Attempt to either decapitate then re-mong the zombie, or seduce it without getting eaten thus increasing the thrill.
After desecration of the corpse, be sure to put it all the way in the fire, for you don't know where that zombie vadge has been.

Barbara: Ben told me my brother was dead, so i pulled a sneaky zombie to prove him wrong.

by NOTLD December 18, 2009

Beach Zombie

Anyone who looks great in a bathing suit, is tan, and never leaves the beach.

Jude: What did you think of the beach?

Maddie: It was okay, except it was full of beach zombies.

by TheCrazyMaddie July 6, 2011

Hash Zombie

The act of being so clueless after smoking Hash or Hashish that you are either walking in a daze, usually looking at the ground or sky. Or Rubbing your legs/arms for no reason, moving in a seemingly jerky motions, the possibility of a laugh attack while in a "Hash Zombie" state are high, as well of deep conversations that will unlock the secrets of your mind.

"Dude, we were Hash Zombies last night"

"Yeah i know, we talked about the universe for at least an hour. I understood is all so well, also my arms are sore from rubbing my legs for so long."

by Jimmytree October 24, 2011

Shoot a Zombie

Drinking a Red Bull and Coke to stay awake.

" Go Shoot a zombie if your so tired then"
" She shot a zombie, now we can't peel her off the wall"

by rinaella April 22, 2009

Subway Zombie

A Subway Zombie is a ghoulish, unhealthy creature that begs for money using its smell and diseases as a weapon. Once a man or a woman, since years it's no longer human and never will be again. It lurks about at the subway area. Its clothes are torn and dirty, its long hair is felted, face and hands are covered with a patina of smut. Its always wide open eyes are rolling wildly deep in their cavities. It smells like a wet dog with an acrid smell of piss. Grunting it'll try to drive you into a corner with its outstretched claw, wanting your money. You'll give 10 bucks, fearing the glance of its eye, fearing its foul breath, fearing its blade like and broken greasy fingernails, fearing its unclean touch, while a pervert part of your brain shuddering realizes the several skin diseases of that Subway Zombie. "One touch of the filthy creature and you'll die of leprosy or much worse", is the only thing you're able to think till it's over.

Look Matt! What lucky beggars we are! The Subway Zombie is trying to drive a Japanese tourist into that left corner, let's escape the other way!, Darryl said gladly.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008