egg cement

It is sometimes suggested that egg cement is a typo of "excrement". This definition however has been rejected by many peers. Egg cement is egg cement.

egg cement

by Egg Cement March 15, 2018

Kinder Egg

Someone dark-haired on the outside, but completely blonde on the inside. An inner ditz, even if he/she doesn't seem like it.

Friend: "Did you hear about the answer she gave in history today? She's such a blonde!"
You: "No way... she doesn't seem like a blonde."
Friend: "That's a kinder egg for you."

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Teacher: "Can you tell me where New York is?"
Kinder Egg: "Um... on a map?"

by La_Nina February 18, 2010

egg hunters

A word me and a friend made up for the simple term semen

I hoe your egg hunters were never good at easter egg hunts.

by UEGIEAgf June 25, 2005

egg snot

The clear and sometimes cloudy, viscous, sticky, uncooked white of an egg. Under cooked sunny-side-up egg.

"Gross! I ordered my eggs sunny-side up...not egg snot! I need a tissue for this, not toast!"

by C.Palmer May 16, 2007

Turtle Egg

When you're on the beach and have to take a piss but don't want to go into the water. Instead you lay down, dig a hole near the groin area, and pee in it, much like a turtle does when it lays its eggs.

I was so hungover on the beach I didn't even wanna move, so I just laid a turtle egg instead.

by smashuri November 02, 2010

"the egg man"

this guy from Ripley's Believe it or not who caught eggs in his mouth from 180 ft. away.

"mommy, that guy is weird."
"no honey, he's "the egg man""

by a_banana510 August 21, 2008

egg churner

a sexual position where the male puts his testicles in the females nasal and shakes. This is a very common used position, and from experience i 100% recommend it!

"Hey babe do you want to do the egg churner?"
"Yes baby i have been waiting to do this for a while now."

by sexualmasterjelly August 09, 2018