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weldie

Someone who is a bit heavier than everyone else, he is also slower in the mind and physically, loves to eat and sleep and stinks most of the time.
It stinks in here, weldie must be here
by DaddyjMoney April 18, 2018
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Welfare

The answer to all life's problems...
Person 1: damn my life sucks, I am broke as fuck and live in the projects
Person 2: have you ever heard of welfare?
Person 1: No, what is it?
Person 2: so you can basically be a lazy cunt and not work and get welfare checks and food stamps from the government on the 1st and 15th, plus the more kids you have the more welfare you can collect so you can intentionally have a shit ton of kids to collect more welfare and to top it all of you can trade foodstamps for basically anything crack, cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor you name it.
by Kobedropped81 October 11, 2017
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Welfare

:NOUN:
1) The state of being of the given subject.
2) In some states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person in need, usually by the money stealers.
3) In other states and provinces, it is financial support given to any person that wants it, also usually by the money stealers.

The welfare systems in some states and provinces makes it difficult to define the word "Welfare", because most of the people using them are bums. It's not that they can't work, it's that they see welfare as a better alternative, sometimes partly because the jobs they are capable of doing don't pay as much as the welfare cheques do.
Canadian resident # 15568079: Our government here in New Brunswick, Canada is practically giving out money to idiots. We should start a petition to stop the government from wasting money on welfare.
Canadian resident # 20568930: But don't they steal our money, anyway? It should at least go to-
Canadian resident # 15568079: We can start a petition for that, too!
by mentalkid123 June 5, 2018
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Welca

Welca is a smart, amazing, great, funny girl. She always is on task, and constantly cleans everything in her house. She has her desk clean at school , and turns all her homework in. Welca is beautiful and always wears her hair in a bun. Welca will stand by you in every situation.
Cameron: Have you seen Welca's desk?
Zander: I know right, it's so clean!
by Iyeka & Welca June 10, 2018
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Welfare Necklace

A padlock & chain worn like a necklace. Worn because you cannot afford a real necklace or as a joke.
Hey Dave! Look at Tristan over there! He's wearing a welfare necklace! His parents are poor!
by Mokosus July 14, 2018
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Welpage

Always wanting to look like a happy person on social media when your not because everyone always feels bad for the sad girl
Person 1: you look kinda sad rn ru ok?
Person 2: I just feel kinda welpaged
by Lollyspicepad September 30, 2018
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welding anniversary

A recurring date which marks the day of the year that a lady met her future husband due to his having done welding for her.
Celebrating a welding anniversary is often a very satisfyingly-pleasant experience just in itself, of course, but it can also serve to further "weld" the bond that the couple feels for each other.
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
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