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Ass Wednesday

A visible streak of shit on one's forehead. This occurs when you give someone Arabian Goggles (placing your balls in their eye sockets). While performing such a maneuver, you're asshole can contact that persons forehead. If you did a shitty job of wiping your ass, you can leave a skid mark on their forehead. This mark closely resembles the ash that is placed on the foreheads of Catholics on Ash Wednesday. So, hence the name Ass Wednesday!
Dude, I tea bagged this bitch last night. When I finished, I realized I gave her a major Ass Wednesday! Did you tell her? Hell no, I bagged ass!
by Bagmister2 July 13, 2011
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beans n' weenies

so it's when a gay guy is doing another gay guy in the ass and he doesn't wanna finish in the guy's ass like, you know because it's kind of boring. he just whips it out, and uh slaps it on his balls, wraps his nutsack around his dick and beats off with it.
yeah i gave him the ol' beans n' weenies
by sarsgharbs April 16, 2009
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Black Wednesday

January 18th, 2012 - The day the web went dark.
The day that thousands of websites including Google and Wikipedia participated in a protest against bills (SOPA, PIPA) that would give the government way too much power in enforcing copyright. Many sites went totally dark, only displaying a splash page directing clients to sign a petition against the bills.
"I blacked out my avatar to protest against SOPA on Black Wednesday"

-"What's wrong with Wikipedia?! I have to copy it for my research paper!"
-"Dude, it's Black Wednesday, Wikipedia's closed."
by The Apostle Paul February 5, 2012
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ash wednesday

The day where Christians get "ashed" to remind themselves of their own mortality and the need to repent. also the traditional start of lent.
Hey it's Ash Wednesday, let's go get ashed then walk through the Casbah!
by Zoe March 2, 2004
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ash wednesday

When you're smoking a nice bowl and, upon inhalation, instead of getting a full, rich mouthful of flavorful smoke, you suck the burning cherry into the back of your throat. Ash Wednesday!!
Dude 1: *inhale* OW!! F*CK!! SHIT!! *cough* GODDAMN IT!! *cough*
Dude 2: Dude, what happened?
Dude 1: Ash Wednesday!!
by Drop Five August 29, 2009
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Ash Wednesday

A holiday centered around a character from the world's first manga that's celebrated by children ages 6 and up.
Come to church and celebrate Ash Wednesday with us. There will be whole wheat bread and filter water!
by homer definitions May 5, 2018
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vageeny weeney

ok lets say u bout to do this fine ho and u pull her pants of and she got a damn dick butu keep lookin and she gotta pussy thats a vageeny weeney niggity
i pulled her pants off and i saw a vageeny weeney but i was horny so i beat both of em and it was good and i don care if u think it was bootsy niggity i love vageeny weeneys fashigity
by e-van July 24, 2004
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