safety wee

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017

wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.

- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"

by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005

pee wee herman piss

When you fail at cleaning your penis fully after pissing

Ben: Aww shit man
Tim: What!?!
Ben: I fucking pee wee herman piss myself!!!
Tim: Wtf-

by Nigerfaggot December 31, 2023

Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you

Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!

by Syanara October 26, 2019

Wee masher

Antoin Mallon aka the “fittest in the team”

Wee masher is the fittest in the team

by Wee masher September 18, 2025

zoo wee mama

saying someone is hot or pointing something crazy out. from Diary Of a Wimpy Kid

zoo wee mama she’s pretty!

by salty pomegranate December 9, 2024

Cookies and Milks wee

When you grab cookies and milks and then you say wee

Hey I’m hungry let’s grab cookies and milks wee hahahahahahaha

by Ayeeeeeewatchadoinhere October 19, 2019