A small town in NJ where everything sucks but nobody gives a fuck. A magical land where the cops are the embodiment of police stereotypes, eating donuts by day and arresting the innocent by night meanwhile little juvenile fuckboys get to ruin the streets by blasting rap snortin' crack, mumbling on and on with their ghetto-grammar. Here in Washington Borough you live under the protection of the reverse batmen and the only way to not be locked up is if you commit crime. It is unbelievable how many times if witnessed the most goofy shoplifting sprees and still continue to see those people march into cvs, or how I always see teenagers puffing vapes outside the local youth center
"Oh boy, gotta love Washington Borough!! Sure can't wait to have the entire PD up my ass because I'm not a criminal!!"
by DiarrheaFartBall April 3, 2023
Get the Washington Boroughmug. by soggybreadtime January 6, 2023
Get the Kayden Washingtonmug. "Brinn-on" "Wa-sh-ing-ton"
A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."
Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."
Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
So where are you going to bob?
Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!
Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?
Why?
Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!
Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?
Why?
Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
by Rockos Wild Rugrats April 3, 2011
Get the Brinnon Washingtonmug. Jim: How was your 4th?
John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?
Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
John: I picked a guy up at the bar and gave him a George Washington. You?
Jim: Secretly spent wishing I were British.
by DickWerbenjagermanjensen July 18, 2021
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by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
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