arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 20, 2005

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warm nose

Cumming inside of someones mouth enough for their nose to leak sperm.

Michael:"Ive always wanted to have a warm nose.."

Carl:"What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by light.mp45 January 16, 2024

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Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018

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Warm icing

When u ejeculate on a girls back after sexual intercourse in the doggy position and massage in the semen all over her back

Friend: what did u do with Lara last night shes such a freak. Me: I Gave her Warm icing mate

by Maggyfromoldham November 11, 2020

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Militant Anti Global Warming movement

A movement that seeks to overthrow all the governments of the world and then ban all burning off fossil fuels and/or seek to destory all fossil fuel burning sites and internal combustion engines.

Support the militant anti global warming movement.

by Judge dredd7 September 06, 2011

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