the art of war

A thosand year old text which Sun Tzu
wrote depicting various wartime strategies
all possesing argueably more common sence
then our modern day ones.

ironicaly its very simple and terribly
short, shrunken down to font size 8 it
fits on about 10 pages, anyone with a
grade 5 mentality could read it, which
also makes it dangerous. The art of war;
it was ok. warwarfarsoft taco

by scavanna March 03, 2009

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Star Wars

The greatest epic of our time. Often mistakenly defined as science-fiction, it actually is science fantasy. Canonically consists of six films, while there are many non-canonical books, video games, fan films, animated shorts, and more. Created by George Lucas in 1977.

Star Wars: Episode I- The Phantom Menace (1999)

Star Wars: Episode II- Attack of the Clones (2002)

Star Wars: Episode III- Revenge of the Sith (2005)

Star Wars: Episode IV- A New Hope (1977)

Star Wars: Episode V- The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Star Wars: Episode VI- Return of the Jedi (1983)

by Darth Dooku October 02, 2005

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The Furry War

A war between the two global superpowers, Gamers, and Furries. All was peaceful until early November 2018, when Furries invaded a few Gamer colonies. The Furries were clever, striking when the Gamers were weakest. During No Nut November. On November 10th, the war was officially declared and the chaos began. in the lands of TikTok there were soldiers fighting, dying, and mourning left and right. the gamers created an alliance, The Gamer Alliance(TGA). inside the contained the four superpowers of the world Gamers, Soviets, Crusaders, And the Anit-Furries. with some help with the weebs, gamer girls, and much more. While The Snowflake powers (TSA) were made by the Evil furries, LGBTQ members, liberals, and feminist. The war still has carried on with few TSA victories, while the TGA is winning the war thanks to the Soviets.

The Furry War is the war that will end all wars.

The Furry War has claimed thousands of victims

by SuperSovietSlav December 17, 2018

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shit war

putting your ass up against another person's ass and both of you taking a shit at the same time and trying to push the shit into the other person's asshole

my mom and my sister were having a shit war in the living room and you could smell the shit

by j griff January 22, 2011

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Forum war

A rather large cross-forum war, where both sides constantly spam attack each other, until either:

A. A moderator blacklists everyone involved in the war.
B. One side outspeaks the other.
C. One of the forums are deleted.

The Bungie.net community witnessed a massive forum war, where the Flood forum and Zanzibar forum tirelessly spam-attacked each other, until, finally, the Zanzibar forum was deleted to make way for the Halo 3 forum.

by coldstare December 29, 2006

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