where you cum in your friend's eyes while he is sleeping and it hardens over night. then in the morning, the hardened jizz seals their eyes shut, leaving them unable to see.
Last night John fell asleep, so i gave him a Ray Charles wakeup. He was completely blind in the morning.
by Charles Ulric & Nelson Tait November 13, 2009
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A handsome,charming and sweet boy who is just amazing. He has a lot of friends and is very popular so you already know he has a girlfriend. He can show off but when he’s not around his girl he’s a cool dude who is actually really sweet to his girl and knows how to make her heart melt❤️
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Get the Zelda: The Wind Waker mug.The act of a male dipping his member in garlic butter or other means of garlic flavored liquid and softly tapping it on a woman's face to wake her up. Can also be referred to as a "garlic facial".
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Get the Italian wakeup call mug.When you nut in a girls eyes and then knock her out. When she wakes up it will be dry and she wont be able to open her eyes.
She was starting to bother me, so i gave her the Wakeup Sandman to give me enough time to get outta there
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"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."
"Yea, but I got waked off, so it was worth it."
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