fountains of venus

The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.

The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.

Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.

by Malcuntent May 10, 2024

Pulling a Venus

To not get any sleep

My friend Tuck was tired the next morning since he was pulling a Venus

by Hank_J_Wimblton November 23, 2024

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call myself.

Dude 1: Hey bro, have you heard of "The Breath Of Versailles"?
Dude 2: Hell yes bro, I am The Breath Of Versailles!

by TheGravelOfAVersaillian December 28, 2024

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call rapists.

Dude 1: Hey bro, are you a rapist?
Dude 2: Hell yes, bro, I am "The Breath Of Versailles".

by TheGravelOfAVersaillian December 28, 2024

The Breath Of Versailles.

What I call myself.

Person 1: Hey, brother, are you okay?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath Of Versailles.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles. January 2, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you have not had a penis enlargement yet you make the dating market volatile with your eloquent stroke.

Person 1:Hey brother, are you making the dating market volatile?
Person 2: Yes, I am The Breath of Versailles.

by Abreathofaversaillian January 3, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

When you have an abscess on your tailbone and when it pops, you do not take a suppository.

Person 1: Hey, have yo had an abscess before?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you The Breath Of Versailles.

by TheGravelDesign January 5, 2025