Literary vegan

The avoidance and/or elimination of 'Cheesey' platitudes and instead utilizing pretentious writing, like this definition.

An author who subjects their readers to humble, unoriginal and cheesey phrases isn't a literary vegan.

by Goldenflez October 8, 2016

world vegan day

World Vegan Day is a national event celebrated on November 1st every year where vegans everywhere come together and celebrate their year long fast of meat by eating an entire human baby.

Vegan 1: Dude, last World Vegan Day was great! I can't eat another bite
Vegan 2: Yeah, there is no meat more tender

by BeefiestBurrito November 21, 2017

Baby vegan

Baby vegan - someone who has recently covered to veganism and is fervent about communicating the benefits of veganism to everyone they meet

Often used as a metaphor for people who are new to movements and are enthusiastic to an annoying degree with their new cause.

Angela: I'm so angry that other white people can't get behind social justice issues. I just don't understand how they don't get it. Tara : You are going to have to tone down the baby vegan if you want to create change.

by Babyvegan May 6, 2018

Sex Vegan

Someone who strictly has sex in the missionary position

"I hate our principal...she's most definately a sex vegan"

by Mitchell W. September 19, 2018

Cyber Vegan

(noun) A Cyber Vegan is one that relies on the internet, yet has no idea how it works and claims that they do.
-Loves GUI's
-Loves to talk shit
-Thinks they know everything
-Bane of this planet

Wow, Steve really doesn't fucking know how the internet works. Too bad he's our IT guy. Yeah dude, Steve is a fucking Cyber Vegan.

by datapaganism March 27, 2019

Las Vegas

A megacity in the desert where its existence is solely based on a desert river that is slowly drying up due to itself, the city offers activities such as gambling, gambling, gambling, and gambling. Every now and then there's a nice hotel paid by vice.

Lucky soul who escaped: I got banned from Las Vegas through a combination of sheer stupidity and luck

by Tax Evasion & Fraud June 23, 2022

Flight to Vegas

To kill someone or to die.

"Hey, Tony, what happened to Jimmy?"

"We put him on a flight to Vegas."

by HShale February 9, 2014