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Enon Valley 

An extremely small town of about 400 people in western Pennsylvania. It is an extremely quaint place to live and everyone knows everyone and their great grandparents. Boredom is inevitable and the only fun thing to do is harass amish people.
Kid from a town of more than 400 people: Hey man, are you doing anything tonight?

Enon Valley Citizen:
Nah, man I live in Enon Valley
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Hopeless Valley 

A small town in Rhode Island known as Hope Valley, where the most dysfunctional people live. No one there will ever get an actual good job, let alone go to college. Usually hillbilly wannabes and juggalos reside here.
Welcome to hopeless valley, the worse small town on earth.
Hopeless Valley by Retribaby February 14, 2012

Wallkill Valley Regional High School 

A school in Sussex County, New Jersey that is filled with smelly rednecks, assholes and wannabe bullies. The desks smell like the janitors wipe their assholes all over it and the bullies are too pussy to say anything to your face so they will just post mean stuff about you behind a screen but act like a bitch when you confront them. If you're thinking of going to this school don't. Just stick to home schooling. You're better off and you'll still make friends.
Jimmy: Hey, I'm thinking of going to Wallkill Valley Regional High School
Mel: Don't man. I heard that school is horrifying.

Grass Valley 

A small Northen California city with nothing to do but live ur life working a meaningless job and ur probably high or tweaking as you have a very high chance if smoking weed because there's nothing better to do along with party and do drugs like coke but more likely then anything your gonna end up addicted to meth with fucked up kids addicted to meth but at least dank weed well pass the time away right yeah but now your 35 5 kids nothing to fucking do ur wife hates you and is fucking her boss and if u r in middle school or high school ur a stoner who gets in dumb drama getting fucked up
Grass Valley has dank weed
Grass Valley sucks ur life away
Grass Valley has to many tweakers
Grass Valley by BigDomeyBoy May 28, 2019

oley valley high school 

a place where shitty administration and shitty kids meet. where the principal targets groups of kids for nothing but then praises other. this school is filled with whores, retarded hicks who jerk off to fords, weird emo transgender chicks that just piss everyone off, and ugly chicks that are bitches to everyone. if you want a failed education or want to be a wannabe country kid oley high school is where you want to be.
Did you hear about oley valley high school?
Yea! I heard they are all country retards!
Yep.

hungry valley 

a poor ass native rez filled with alcoholics and kids who just don't give a fuck and has a man who talks to himself known as bo and a man known as butters how he got that name no one knows any way this place sucks Ben Stiller and the guy from Tosh.0 love this place so come by and see the rugged ass natives we love white people
Tosh"holy shit did you see that lil ass kid just hit that other lil kid with a rock and the other lil kid said thats why your mom is in an a wheel chair"

Ben" hungry valley is nice but why the fuck are the kids alone were the parents how do these kids eat"

Dougherty Valley High School 

A school that is only filled with ASIANs and INDIANs. Everyone teaches them selves and the schools teachers get credit. The (white) kids who don't choose to practice violin and have no social life and teach themselves what the teachers should be teaching, look stupid. Most of the students are antisocial and are rude as fuck. If you have a decision of going to anyother school and Dougherty.... DONT GO TO DOUGHERTY.
"dang are there any white or black people who go to Dougherty Valley High School?"