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seventy twoed

To be screwed over on a bad call (or series of bad calls) by an umpire or referees.
In order to be properly seventy twoed you must be on the field or court celebrating victory and then called of field of play, thus giving the opponent another chance to win. As in the 1972 Men’s basketball team got screwed over by the Russians.
Dude, we got seventy twoed big time by the refs last night, after we won, they put time back on the clock to give the other team a chance to win and they did!
by Pete Pace July 3, 2008
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two aside

Tearing your testicles apart and putting them aside
Dude did you just two aside just now
by Chinkz December 4, 2015
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Two faced

When someone acts a certain way with you like in front of their friends but a different way with you and them alone. Two faced: Acting one way with people and acting a totally different way with other friends or people. You're two-faced if you swear at school and act all badass but then at home, you are sweet and don't swear at all. LOL
Me: Ryan is so two-faced.

My friend: Right! He called me a jack ass but he wouldn't dare look me in the eyes and say that to me at school, but he will do it behind a screen where he feels safe.

Me: BASIC two faced bitch. Period.

My friend: He wouldn't say that at school but he has the nerve to say it online.

"With 2-Faced People, It's hard to choose what face to slap first"
by Tea's ready bitch June 15, 2019
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Two Player

The act of two individuals having hard core sex, no matter the position usually being extremely pleasurable.
Damn bro, me and Scralett played Two Player last night on top of the roof and I had her ass shaking fr
by KNG RCK July 31, 2019
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one or the two

When something is between two choices or both.
I can't choose what gender I want to be, I'm thinking boy or girl...it's a one or the two kind of thing.
by kkbb April 28, 2019
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Two tokens

A phrase meaning, quite simply, "I'm better than you."

Origins: The possesion of a Fergie Fuck Token that somone else has given up.
"You know what? I'm too cool for this. Two tokens, bitch."
by MitchellDick April 7, 2008
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Two for Forty

When two strippers are fighting over you at the club for a $20 lap dance and you don't want to be rude and you think fuck it lets do both at once.
Chris couldn't work out which stripper to get a lappy from. He pondered should I take Jade or Jaguar? Fuck it two for forty.

If you're horny, let's do it
Two for forty
My saddle's waiting
Come and jump on it
by baggers October 6, 2017
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