turkish dagger

when you give someone a coffee enema and then dip your cock in coffee grounds and fuck 'em

I was at Starbucks the other day and gave the manager a Turkish Dagger

by MakeEnumsGreatAgain March 20, 2020

Turkish Delight

This popular Turkish Confection is a mixture of Turkish Man whore spunk and sugar , with the flavour disguised with rosewater. It tastes disgusting. As for chocolate covered Turkish Delight ... lets say that sticking it up your backside and covering it with a layer of finest Turkish Chocolate doesn't appear in any reputable confectionists book of tricks

Despite being told not to , the young lady insisted on stuffing her face with the finest chocolate covered Turkish Delight, until she could eat no more. It ran out of her mouth and she could hardly swallow it all

by OMG i dont believe it May 4, 2020

Turkish delight

When you slap your GF in the face with your kebab.

Friend: what did you do last night?
Me: gave my gf a Turkish delight

Friend: fuckin sick cunt

by Whatahead July 21, 2020

turkish police

person who is late

if you ask Turkish Polices for help they'll come to crime scene hour and hours later

Tinder Date : Are you turkish police? I've been waiting for you for an hour.
Fella : aww sorry

by moon n roses August 6, 2020

turkish shlank

gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.

“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”

by theturkishshlanker June 24, 2020

Turkish mamba

MAMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

this Turkish mamba delayt is nice

by Anonymous81638 November 5, 2020

Turkish Sauna

A Turkish Sauna is the act of taking a foul smelly shit right before someone else takes a shower, creating a pungent poop-scented steam.

"Carla said she was gonna wash up before going to the orgy but I've been eating nothing but eggs this week so I ran in and gave that bitch a Turkish Sauna. Good luck washing that stank out of your muff!"

by TaintMissBehavin September 29, 2020