Turkish Orangutan

When your partner (who is preferrably Turkish and has ass hair) rubs a banana between their butt cheeks' sweat and stuffs it up your hole anally

Hey Jake, how is Amanda?
Oh shes fine, we just did a Turkish Orangutan yesterday, my ass is still sore

by Smurfskii January 22, 2021

turkish battleship

A Turkish Battleship is a synonym for a Soviet Pre WW2 era Battlecruiser of questionable quality.

-Is that a ship or a floaring peice of rubble.
-No it's just a Turkish Battleship.

by ComradeSeagull May 17, 2018

Turkish Kickstand

When a man lays on his back in his Jail Cell, throws his legs up adjacent to the wall, and starts choking his chicken until he splooges all over himself.

I couldn’t sleep last night because of my bunkie, so I Turkish kickstand’d until i was able to go to sleep!

by Jon Jeremy April 18, 2025

Turkish belt buckle

When you hang your nut sack over your pants resembling a turkeys gobbler.

Dude was walking around with a Turkish belt buckle at the holiday party.

by TheJarv August 30, 2025

turkish quandale dingle

the REAL leader of the tiktok rizz party. FUCK THE REAL LEADER

boi: hey
girl: hey (tf does this bitch want)
boi: im Turkish quandale dingle
girl: omg rlly????????? take me to the tt rizz party please 😍😍😍😍😍

by me or mistery human April 21, 2024

Turkish Drive by

When a Turkish man, often with a mischievous or playful intent, rolls down his car window and—without warning—performs an impulsive and unexpected act of lewdness, typically involving ejaculate, aimed at unsuspecting passersby or parked cars.

Example: "Yo, did you hear what happened on 5th street yesterday? Someone pulled a full-on Turkish drive by right in front of the cafe!"

by KnightParzival June 17, 2025

Turkish Loop

Turkish Loop is a feeling that you are having sex everyday in a passive position but you are single and you stay home and you do not talk to anyone. You are in a position that you can not understand and start thinking about it during nights and you fall asleep. It happens every morning.

-I am in a ''Turkish Loop'' at where I work.

by Ro_YULENESIA January 14, 2025