the mental state of someone who cannot articulate the difference between herd immunity and herd mentality
President Trump displayed another shining moment of turd mentality when speaking about COVID this week.
by Slamb Doctor September 16, 2020
Get the turd mentalitymug. A sexual act where many men and women, sometimes on special occasions even children take shits in a public pool and someone eats as much defication as they can
Clifford: hey Patricia want to get your family together so we can play turd shark?!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
Patricia: yeah sounds like fun!
Clifford mmm this shit sure is tasty
Patricias mom Sandy: hey come over here little turd shark I sharted a little bit i here turd shark can smell a shart from miles away
Clifford: oh don't worry Sandy I'll suck that log right out of your fine milf ass!
by Oscar the plug September 5, 2017
Get the turd sharkmug. When you lay down a few sheets of toilet paper on the water surface before taking a dump, preventing water from splashing on your ass when the turd drops.
This toilet looks like it hasn't been cleaned in ages! I better set up a turd raft to protect by delicate bottom from the AIDS.
by mythirdeye006 May 16, 2011
Get the Turd raftmug. The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.
It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...
by A Sharp Major July 7, 2020
Get the Turf Turdsmug. When taking someone rough around the edges and making them look and act better, but still has a hint of stank.
by Mackb4 March 12, 2017
Get the shiny turdmug. by professionalpotato June 7, 2016
Get the service turdmug. 1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!
by ChemicalPulseDotCom January 15, 2013
Get the Turd Stationmug.