The little pieces of black rubber found in the astro turf on a marching field (aka football field). They get everywhere, and once there, they're impossible to fully get rid of... They're annoying, but they are a way of life. For the truly dedicated band student, finding a turf turd often triggers an episode of Marching Band Withdrawl.
It's been six months since the last time I was on a marching field, and I'm still finding turf turds in my shoes! Dang, I miss marching season...
by A Sharp Major July 7, 2020
Get the Turf Turds mug.An alternative way of saying asshole. Typically this term is used to describe an individual who may very well be an asshole, but at the same time they are not worthy of your top shelf profanity.
Brian is just a useless turd squeezer. Not an asshole, because asshole would insinuate that , while having a shitty attitude, he actually tries to be a productive member of society.
by 23rd Chromosome April 6, 2016
Get the turd squeezer mug.Someone who lets their terds dangle when they are crapping, either on purpose or because they are generating more power to keep pushing and dont want to cut it just yet.
Omar:Dude the other day Frankie sent me a picture of a turd hanging out of his ass.
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
Gino: Lol Frankie is such a turd dangler
by ginomacdaddy November 9, 2011
Get the Turd Dangler mug.1. A place or business where the people are usually rude turds and/or charge outrageous prices for shitty services & products.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
2. A radio station or media network, where they put out garbage, such as political spin, political propaganda, dis-information and celebrity news. For example: CNN, NBC, MSNBC, etc.
3. A place where you go to poop.
I was listening to NPR last night, when this guy called in and yelled out, 'What in tarnation is on this turd station'!
by ChemicalPulseDotCom January 15, 2013
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Get the service turd mug.(Adjective) A piece of music, song or album of such low quality that one's ear-drums have an experience similar to being shit upon, leading to the listener feeling violated, disappointed or filthy for having even been subjected to it.
by Word Smith McGee May 23, 2014
Get the Sonic Turd mug.When an intoxicated individual consumes too much food, and then begins to secrete a turd-like substance out the mouth, resulting in a turd shaped vomit. It is often found leaving serious skid marks
by bighorse123 February 26, 2011
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