turkish blumhouse

The act of giving a blumpkin from inside the tank of an outhouse. Getting shat on will giving a blowjob.

She loves taking shit showers and giving head so she joined him in the Turkish blumhouse

by Kenny A May 18, 2016

Turkish Delight

The Mediterranean version of a happy ending.

The only good thing about that massage was that she tipped ME with a Turkish delight.

by Blurrynomenclature January 10, 2017

Turkish ninja

when a friend or roommate of yours takes something away from you because he has no culture or history of his own whatsoever and when you ask him to give it back he claims there was no genocide and that his tribe is very civilized and has rich history

- Heya, Ahmed, could I have my paddle board back?
- No way dude, my people have rich culture and history and there was no genocide and we're all very peaceful you're lying about everything!
- I just got Turkish ninja'd

by Равим September 12, 2021

turkish hello

While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.

After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.

by Anti-anti Vaxxer September 24, 2021

Turkish Coup

The act of leaving a lover sexually unfulfilled

Brian talked a big game about his ability to sexually satisfy his partner, but the partners all report that sleeping with Brian is a Turkish Coup.

by Mr413 July 15, 2021

Turkish delight

When some one dunks their balls in Tzasiki sauce and their partner licks it off.

I ordered way too much Tzasiki. Hope my girlfriend is ready for a salty Turkish Delight later.

by Coolio still makes music July 24, 2021

turkish butt

A butt that is so big, so good, so Turkish.

In my visit to instanbul, I discovered that everyone has an amazing butt. I’m calling everyone who has a nice butt, a Turkish butt

by Ramyhassin July 26, 2021