Noob tube

a word that is used for weapons in online games i.e. wolfenstein (panzerfrost), halo (rocket loncher / fulerod gun), counter strike ( auto shotgun bleve it or not).

1. omg i hate noobtubes.
2. i rock with the noob tube.
3. i am going to go crazy if i get owned agen by that noob tube.

by bobfishkins September 20, 2006

noob tube

a term used for either a virgin with a small penis or just a small penis

Girl: i had sex last night

Girl's Friend: how big was it?

Girl: He had a noob tube

by THe GaMe SOn!! January 16, 2010

Tapioca Tube

Another word for the male penis

I caught James tuggin' the tapioca tube last night. What a fuckin cluck.

by Alicia January 19, 2005

tube nuts

Planters nuts. Why did they call em tube nuts? Why not Cock shaft? or dick cylinder?

TUBE NUTS. I love you.

by Bigg Tooph May 1, 2005

Stuck in the tube

Term used to describe getting one's cock stuck in another persons bottom.

999 operator: what is the nature of the emergency?

Unlucky person: My girlfriend let me analize her for the first time and now I'm, erm, how you say, stuck in the tube!

by TedTrippin March 25, 2010

Boob tube

Why the fuck are you looking up boo tube, did you think you were going to find boobs, you pervert

A boob tube is a television

by J_D73 May 4, 2019

Tube Tied

When you're doing something, and a friend strolls up to you with a smart phone or laptop, or takes your computer for a second to show you a Youtube video. If you don't stop your friend after that one video, chances are, they'll show you another one, even though you are trying to get back to whatever you are doing. Congrats! You are now Tube Tied. Your friend will continue showing you videos until they run out of ideas or until you make yourself look like a big jackass by asking them to stop showing you videos. This is normally only really a problem with people that have a hard time saying no.

Guy: Hey, wanna see a funny video really quick?
You: Sure, lets see it
*watches video*
You:Well, that was pretty cool, lol
Guy: Wanna see another? *as he's already scrolling through looking for another, before you even answer*
You: I guess
*watches video*
Guy: Hey, wait wait, this one is good too
*brings up another video*
Guy:And don't even get me started on this one!
*Starts another one*
You: (Aw shit, I'm Tube Tied)
You: Okay look man, I have to get back to work, thanks for showing me those
Guy: But I have a few more
You: Get the fuck out!

by Tesyl November 13, 2014