trumpster fired

Styling your hair in such an awful way that it gets you fired from your job.

My co-worker got trumpster fired for coming into work today after partying all night White Snake.

by Hank1618 October 14, 2020

trumpster fire

n. Massive destructive melt-down.

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If they try to oust Putin it will trigger a trumpster fire.

by gnostic3 November 22, 2020

Trumpsimp

A self-absorbed person who lacks responsibility, and constantly says "I am not a simp" to look good in the eyes of others but never gave anything and is not in charge of spending taxes and only playes public mind games to make people psychologically dependent on them.

" I gave Trumpsimp a videogame for his birthday, then Trumpsimp, gave the present I gave, to his bro and in return, his bro needed to do favors for him, to gain Trumpsimps appreciation"

by Duchesss December 6, 2020

Trumpstake

A 4 year long mistake.

That 4-year relationship was a trumpstake.
Turns out getting my bachelor's degree was a trumpstake.

by Trem1 January 18, 2021

Trumps

Noun - any feces that doesn’t go down the toilet bowl the first time it has been flushed.

I flushed the toilet but a few Trumps were still floating around, so i had to flush the trumps a second time.

by Melania13 January 19, 2021

Trumps

Variation of the British word, trotts

trotts (def) : diarrhea caused by food or drinks

Made famous by the shitshow of 45th US President Donald J. Trump. He made a laughingstock of America worldwide and his Presidential legacy is best defined by diarrhea; loose, gassy, wet, painful stools.

I can’t come in to work today, that gas station sushi gave me the Trumps.

I love ice cream but it messes up my stomach and I’m on the toilet all day with the Trumps.

by 808IslandGurl January 23, 2021

Trumpsky

It’s a massive orange colored turd that’s the same color and shape of Donald Trumps head, done by eating carrots for a week straight.

Fuck 7 days of of carrots are over, so now I must push out this massive Trumpsky.

by Misha420 December 25, 2020