Tomahawking It

"Committing a sexual act in an elementary school parking lot”

"Yeah, man, she and Noah were totally tomahawking it , She had her honkers out and everything."

by Anti Colby Hate Group June 12, 2025

Todayasapy

A word/acronym hybrid; Today as soon as possible except leisurely; a slight sense of urgency but it’s really not urgent, so sit back relax it’ll be done before midnight today.

Mark will submit his PTO todayasapy.

by Sup3rrad August 6, 2025

Today-ing

That decision point when you wake up and decide whether or not you will be 'today-ing' or whether you ought just take a dump and go back to bed.

A"w fuck it, Im not going to be today-ing today."
"Tomorrow I might try today-ing if the weather is nice."
"Yesterday I smoked dope all day long. I was today-ing all day"
WARNING: Should you find yourself falling through a portal to a black hole that is threatening the fabric of existence, try todaying yesterday. It may save humanity for tomorrow.

by AvastMeHearties September 3, 2025

today

A term referring to the current era, specifically from the year 2000 onwards, as when a radio station says "the best mix of 80's, 90's, and today". It often evokes a blend of cultural influences, particularly when referencing music, fashion, and trends from the 1980s, 1990s, and the present.

The playlist features the best mix of 80s, 90s, and today, showcasing how past styles continue to influence modern music.

by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025

Toma

Tomorrow ; the next day

“We will see about it toma!”

“Toma is a new day!”

by Godfsther September 23, 2025

toma rares

a coming-of-age secret twitch streamer. also known as a future university student, and a cute boy (friend).

“wow I really look up to toma rares”
“isnt he like ur boyfriend nd stuff…”

by personalhandwash October 11, 2025

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013