yard barge

A grossly overweight person slowly moving/gliding/walking across land.
Wow—She’s a real yard barge now, I’m glad I f*ed her back when she was skinny and looked good!
by 1wiseguy August 23, 2022
mugGet the yard bargemug.

Yard

Get down my yard cuz now
by longshlongethan October 6, 2019
mugGet the Yardmug.

yard cousin

Deep South reference that recently made news that refer to persons which, due to their level of upbringing, you may invite over for family events but certainly don't allow into your own home. They may or may not be related to you by blood or marriage.
From the Chicago Tribune (4/28/13) - in reference to societal culture in Tupelo, Mississippi :

With new arrest, ricin case takes a strange turn.

That shocks no one here. "Tupelo is a kaleidoscope," said sociologist Mark Franks, who grew up in nearby Booneville. There are true geniuses walking the streets of Tupelo, he said, and incredibly wealthy, generous people. But also, "every wall-eyed uncle and 'yard cousin' — just referencing the local pejorative — makes it into Tupelo, Miss. It creates a peculiar culture."

chicagotribune.com/news/sns-la-na-tupelo-arrest-20130428,0,1023280.story
by iiibbb October 22, 2013
mugGet the yard cousinmug.

Clam Yard

A group of attractive females all sunbathing together
Once you get out of the pool take a look oat that CLAM YARD in the second row of lounge chairs
by Brandonium32 May 10, 2022
mugGet the Clam Yardmug.

Water the face yard

To wet someone’s beard with …. Lady juice.
Alright ladies, who wants to water the face yard?!
by SunshineJunkie February 1, 2025
mugGet the Water the face yardmug.

Middle yard

Something that doesn't fucking exist Sofia
Middle yards are fictional- just like unicorns
by Yourmom3577324534677531 March 2, 2023
mugGet the Middle yardmug.

yard cranker

A firefighter or volley, who would rather play in the yard and watch as a home burns then go inside.
As the firefighters mad entry to the burning home the yard Crankerr’s stood and watched
by Standard mike January 22, 2024
mugGet the yard crankermug.

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