Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024

Yard

Usually meaning square up or get ready to fight. Sometimes "tuh" is said before or after the word

Debby: i heard you wanted to fight me
Cameron: you heard right. Bitch wassup
Debby: did you just call me a bitch!! Oh hell nah!!
Cameron:why tf you just standing there? Tuh yard bitch tf

by Sinful.kmp March 10, 2018

Yard sale

A place where you can pay to purchase other people’s shit that they don’t want anymore

Come on down to jimmies yard sale where you can buy my collection of used condoms

by Snakey Sneak September 7, 2019

Mullet Yard

Business in the front, party in the back. A yard that looks conventional from the street but becomes increasingly unusual the further you go towards the back.

You'd never know they have a gypsy camp in the back. Must be one of those closet hippy types with the mullet yard.

by Prof. Pressure April 8, 2019

Yard boat

Noun: a boat in the yard. Not just a boat, but a bot that has no business anywhere, but the yard. A boat that is most definitely not seaworthy.

I took a picture a yard boat in the desert when we went camping.

Have you heard of the yard boat hunter looking for Noah’s arc?

by Amyblackwellcomedy October 15, 2021

Mowed My Yard

A phrase or statement that ladies say when they just got the D.
Usually used as a creative way to hide from the public she just got the D.

"Girl after I left the club last night,
Derrick came over and mowed my yard good honey."

by Homeboy12 June 30, 2014

grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.

"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"

by thelod June 24, 2008