Foot Wine

(N) Natural wine, vinified without artificial sulphur, intended to preserve the uniqueness of the terroir with minimal human interference.

“Pbbbbb. Christ. Is this fuckin’ foot wine?”

by Dom Laurent July 27, 2019

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Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

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work wine

A non alcoholic grape based drink suitable for drinking during working hours where regular common or garden wine would not be appropriate - i.e. Grape Juice.

(Not to be confused with Work Whine)

"... I went down the ASDA to fetch some work wine ..."

"... I sat at my desk consuming work wine and the boss didn't even cotton on ..."

by BobMonkhouseJnr February 27, 2007

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The chair in your house that you're allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It is typically old, worn, and stained with previous food, beer, wine spills, etc. Its purpose is to serve as a highchair for adults who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep during their favorite ball games or movies.

"I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me."

by Nacho Burris March 13, 2024

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Appalachian Wine Cellar

Hiding open bottles of moonshine and other liquor in random spots around your house.

Daryl bought a house with an Appalachian Wine Cellar. So far he’s found a broken bottle of Old No. 7 in the tub, Fireball in the attic, and some mystery moonshine in the crawlspace.

by SurelyYouCantBeSerious August 21, 2024

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