The Captain's Chapstick

When a penis is covered in it's own cum, and a partner rubs the tip along their lips.

Dude, she was giving me head last night and finished with The Captain's Chapstick!

by Idkndhwusmmdndnsiiakendnhzuaub February 22, 2017

Captain Tasmania

1: Kim Dracula's fan base appointed Superhero name.

2: Kim Dracula's superhero persona in the Superhero music video.

Did you see Captain Tasmania?!

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!!! No!!! Its... It's.... KIIIIMMMMM DDDRRRAAAACCCCUUUUULLLLLAAAAAA!

by LXXLoveRoulette August 21, 2023

captain disease

Captain D’s Seafood Restaurant

I had Captain Disease for lunch and I’ve been throwing up all afternoon!

by Pinetreeenjoyer9 August 15, 2023

Captain Harlock

Determination ...

Captain Harlock is hope and determination

by King Tarek November 23, 2021

Captain marvel

If Hitler was born as a blond female…..

Yeah nobody like captain marvel

by Black people are funny (sike) September 13, 2022

Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".

Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.

by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 06, 2012

Captain of Rockets

Someone who has done everything usually all unproven

Leon has done it all he's Captain of Rockets

by Fatticus Matticus October 28, 2008