Loaf of chaos

A small term used in the place of cat.

"WHY the fuck did you knock over that mattress you loaf of chaos

by TinkerOfCats April 15, 2023

loaf

sketchy or sketch.

it originates from a tofurkey loaf, which is without a doubt, a tad bit sketchy.

it can even be used in mid sentence where loaf it doesn't really make sense. it's very versatile.

use it. love it.

1. wowzers, this tofurkey is loaf.

2. uhhhh guys? this place is loaf, let's book.

3. LOAF! (for no reason)

by lamo January 15, 2005

Loafing

The action of an animal, particularly a cat or a dog, resting in a position that resembles the appearance of a loaf of bread.

Man, my shiba inu looks like a loaf of bread when he's resting!
OMG, he's loafing!

by Pr0FsR January 31, 2021

Fat Loafing

When one wastes their entire day just laying around, doing absolutely nothing, or “fat loafing”

Dude, take a look a billiam, just sitting there fat loafing!

by Bmartxxx May 8, 2023

Meef Loaf

Meat loaf that has been queefed upon nightly for a week.

Would you like a slice of Karen's delectable meef Loaf?

by Poopy butt distraction February 1, 2023

Coochie Loaf

A loaf of coochie

Lemme make a coochie loaf pls.

by Puga C. November 30, 2021

toad loaf

an insult describing someone who is unpleasant to be around. It can also be used to describe a disgustingly lazy person.
Toads are disgusting and loaf is used to describe laziness.
Basically a more creative way to say slob.

"You toad loaf! Get your shoes out of the middle of the floor!"

by Rebbecca Bird December 25, 2018