Tijuana Alarm Clock

When you wake up in the morning with an erection and take a dump that is so satisfying, you cum.

I had a Tijuana Alarm Clock this morning and knew it was going to be a fucking awesome day.

by ZarkinFrood August 1, 2009

Pimms O' Clock

An exclamation of when something is excellent or very good. Originating from the advert of Pimms (British Drink, traditionally associated with tennis and the posh).

A day off from work? To go skydiving? On a Friday? Pimms o' clock alright.

by Kent, England June 13, 2005

Ben 'o' Clock

When someone named Ben has to go to bed at 10pm

Ben: Okay guys I have to go now
veryone: Oh yeah! It's Ben 'o' Clock!

Example 2:
"Where is Ben?"
"He's offline. It's Ben:30. He left half an hour ago."

by PineappleSugar March 1, 2015

vagina-clock shadow

The area of the vagina that has hair stubble or growth from shaving after a period of time as elapsed. Much like that of the male five-o-colock shadow.

Before we go dancing this evening I need to clean up my vagina-clock shadow.

by vjmandi September 16, 2013

Oklahoma Alarm Clock

A cruel joke in which you wake up your friend (or any individual) by hitting him repeatedly in the face with your dong.

Dude 1- "what an awful start to the morning"
Dude 2- "what happened to you?"
Dude 1- "Derek decided it would be funny to wake me up with his Oklahoma Alarm Clock"

by Power Snarf April 12, 2010

german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

shroom o' clock

The entire time you are shroomin' can be referred to as "shroom o' clock".

"hey buddy, do you know what time it is?"
"It's shroom o' clock"

by Ramblin' Evil 'Shroom November 17, 2007