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Brinnon Washington

"Brinn-on" "Wa-sh-ing-ton"

A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."

Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
So where are you going to bob?

Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!

Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?

Why?

Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
by Rockos Wild Rugrats April 3, 2011
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Washington Coat Of Arms (The Days Of Three Kings): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Washington Robbery

Your partner pushes their excrement to the mouth of the anus, you proceed to remove the excrement from the anus inserting it onto their reproductive organ. Following this you insert yourself into the excrement spreading it around their respective orifice.
Hey John I cant come to golden corall tonight bonnie wants a Washington robbery.
by John J Jingleheimerschmidt August 2, 2024
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California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington

The worst states. I’m sorry but they are bad. I’m a Cajun and have no use for these people.

(Don’t worry, there are lots of things out there in this world with Suck.)
California, Hawaii, Oregon and Washington are full of morons
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 21, 2020
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George Washington

When an American surprise fucks a British person in the ass, on Christmas Eve
Man I visited my girlfriend in England over Christmas and I couldn’t help it and gave her the George Washington
by A.Graf August 2, 2023
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chimacum washington

complete ass. highschool is ass. elementary is ass. never teach us shit. mr gusher
by ass eater 6996 April 2, 2022
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soggy washington

When your son is asleep and you roll a dollar bill around your dick, stick it in his mouth, then molest his hole with the wet dollar bill around your dick.
I gave my son a soggy washington last night. The pizza's great.
by James O'neil June 8, 2019
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