vag-nom

A nickname for oral pleasure of the female.

Person A: I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Person B: You're just very vag-nom deprived and are starting to hear things.

by drx2000 May 22, 2011

Vag Shrapnel

The result of having sex with a woman whilst unaware that she is on her period; though she may or may not be aware of the fact.

person 1: Man, my boxers are covered in Vag Shrapnel.
person 2: Did she know she was on her period?
person 1: She laughed when i noticed...
person 2: Wicked.

by luyox November 14, 2009

Escher vag

A vag which seems to fold in on itself endlessly breaking all laws of vaginal physics. Usually found during a Double Chunk.

"Look deeply in to my Escher vag and be not afraid for I have swallowed many a mortal man; penis."

by Dirtsnergerler July 18, 2015

Spooky Vag

A vagina that has a abortion and is forever haunted by the ghost baby.

Joe-Bro I just had sex with Jackie
Leo-Ewwew that hoe has a Spooky Vag

by King123qp October 15, 2018

Vag Daps

Thrusting your pelvis at the pelvis of another in womanly celebration.

"vag daps all around"

OMG, those are some great new shoes.....VAG DAP!

by digitaldaggers July 14, 2010

Vag Head

When you suck her dry while she gives you head

DAmn my girlfriend and I did Vag Head

by Gape-Nation October 26, 2016

gatling vag

Gatling Vag: What a woman has if she gives birth to triplets or more and/or has an excessive number of children.

I say: Man, These quintuplets are killing me! And my wife is pregnant again with triplets!

You say: Wow, she must have a gatling vag

by Phoenixfire1 February 9, 2014