Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"

Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja

by Blek02 June 17, 2022

mind spiders

What a crush leaves in your brain, as though s/he is a spider who spindled a web around your thoughts.

"I can't stop thinking about what Brandon said to me the other day! And I keep imagining the way he smelled. He totally left me with mind spiders."

"That girl Trina from the club? Her ass is on loop in my head. Girl gave me a bad case of mind spiders."

by LTL December 27, 2012

croch spiders

The pubic hairs that stick out of your bathing suit.

Amelia! I can see some croch spiders sticking out!

by <:3)~ MOUSE January 07, 2017

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 03, 2022

Spider-Man'd

To ejaculate into ones hand and then fling semen at one's enemies as a defense mechanism

That mugger almost got me but luckily someone jumped out of the alley and spider-man'd him

by Red hood and the outlaws December 30, 2020

Spider-Manning

When you nut on your hand and slap a girls ass or any other part of her body so the cum resembles a web

Man I really did love Spider-Manning my mom last night she was sooo mad but she couldn’t see

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019

bag of spiders

Describes a person or item as largely problematic and should be avoided as much as possible. Can be imagined as if you were not keen on spiders but were given a bag of spiders: Opening the bag would mean the spiders would immediately escape and be everywhere. Not something to be desired.

Don't date Jim's ex, she's a real bag of spiders.

by Centurix April 15, 2022