Gallon-Sized Jugs

Tits that are questionably large, as in ones that are so fucking heavy they can soak bullets as well as cum.

Jack: "Holy shit, look at those!"
Sam: "What?"
Jack: "How do you not see those gallon-sized jugs Ashlyn has on her?"
Sam: "Jack... That's my girlfriend."

by Saryniae January 02, 2024

Gallon-Sized Jugs

A pair of obscenely large breasts. You can't not see them.

Luke: Holy shit, look at those gallon-sized jugs she got, bro!
Sam: What, who?
Luke: Can you not see them? Dawg, Ashlyn rocks those!
Sam: Luke... That's my girlfriend.

by Saryniae January 07, 2024

size her up

to see if a guys shlong will fit in you

id size her up at times to see if id fit in her

by seggsywh0re ;p July 18, 2021

The size of this dub

A phrase created by football twitter to express that they agree with the statement you made.

PepeMagic : Pepe > Salah

Aubazette : I can’t comprehend the size of this dub

by NoncyJohnson May 29, 2020

Fun sized

A girl who is fairly small but has curves in all the right places. A small girl with big boobs and a big ass. Also a very attractive girl, these girls are below 5'5. An example is Mila Kunis.

"Jackie is fun sized"

by Kitty Rizzler April 11, 2024

Fun-sized

Adjective for a female of below average height with above average charisma eminating from a love of men with no reservations. She is the Anthony Bourdain of the bedroom.

My Thai friend, Tittyporn, is fun-sized.

by WitchMD January 13, 2025

river sized

A girl who is in the category of bbw or ssbbw.

I need a wingman to take that one chick who is river sized.

by sandfag May 28, 2014