The Stone Seal

Li snort sun<> the stone seal

the stone seal is another

by MineOwedWu's June 13, 2021

seal pose

During intercourse when in missionary, having your arms locked pushing down on a surface is called the seal pose. This is because you supposedly resemble a seal while going deeper into her

Her: damn u really in the seal pose right now?
Him: fuck ya im in seal pose it's better
Her: you look funny asf

by March 31, 2022

Seale

The last name of the most beautiful person in the universe. And the most awesomest friend ever!!

She is a Seale.

by January 27, 2022

seal suit

A large layer of fat covering a humans body.

If that guy didn't have a seal suit on then he wouldn't be sweating balls.

by Sazdogg November 16, 2013

pet the seal

To masturbate. Visualize it and you will get it.

I'm sorry I can't go to your bullshit meeting, but taking the time to pet the seal would be more productive.

by Not Aaron Krause September 18, 2015

Seal nationalist

Seal nationalism is the identification with one's own seal nation and supports its seal interests.

Seal nationalist is very serious, the 14 words of seal nationalism are. >We must secure the existence of all Seals and a future for Seal Pups.

by Coomer January 14, 2022

Canadian seal hunt

Canadian seal hunt, A group of insignificant hillbillies who hunt defenceless seals, with a club, then they dare to call it 'humane.'

Now we have a space program, we'll kill all the tribbles. Haw!
And we'll find some baby seals to kill! Haw!
We'll sing songs of the great Canadian seal hunt. They dared to look us in eye, so we had to kill the fuckers!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 13, 2020