Mustard Plug

A small piece of hard (and sometimes crusty) shit that you push about before a big wave of diarrhoea.

That mustard plug was like a dam holding back a reservoir of shit, I just ruined my toilet.

by raunchycabbagebaby April 15, 2015

Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.

Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce

by mavt10 June 9, 2011

grammar mustard

Some1 on Instagram who lacks in the grammar department. Grammar Mustards might think of themselves as grammar masters but spell master and mustard. For example, the first found Grammar Mustard was discovered by Sophia and Stella. :)

"That's not how you spell that Sofa, you grammar mustard"

by Sofa the grammar mustard December 21, 2016

Mustard kink

A GEET that has arousal for the condiment (mustard ) , just looking at a mustard bottle turns a true GEET on.

That GEET is fucking the mustard again. The GEET must have a mustard kink.

by Graveyarddd3 November 22, 2023

Money Mustard

I mean... it's cum

She loved the sausage but wasn't so happy once she got the money mustard.

by JustThatGuy00 September 15, 2017

Mustard and Cheddar

When you blow your nose into a labia that is infected with yeast.

“Yo I just gave my bitch a Mustard and Cheddar.”
“Me next.”

by dicksucklord July 11, 2025

Mustard nugs

Mustard nugs is used to describe that disgusting stuff smokers get between their teeth.

Person A “I thought he was a cool smoker yk?”

Person B “Me too, but then I saw him smile with his mustard nugs and I just kinda left”

by Skeeoung April 13, 2024