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Kevin

A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it
OH that toenail looks like a Kevin

Oh god look it KEVAN THE ANGRY MAN RUN BITCH

Thank you
by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019
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Kevin

That one kid that semi cool but one you get to know him he a sweetie. Does not attend school. But when he does it always a good time
Hey Kevin comin to school

Yeah man I am

Cool man
by Alex T August 16, 2016
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Kevin

Kevin = Bad
by Ksowkkskaka March 17, 2020
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Kevin

An imperial Jesus-like figure. Everyone bows down to him and anyone that disrespects him is sent to the field.
Matteo: "I'm reading the Bible."
Kevin: "That looks like my autobiography!"
by ya hmmmmmmmmm September 29, 2019
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Kevin

A dad who's a failed sports person so they put all their energy into their children's games.
That man yelled at my 9 year old for not getting a goal, what a fucking Kevin.
by madebyfire October 18, 2020
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Kevin

A minion, kinda looks like a yellow sausage, wears overalls, and has a bunch of his minion friends.

he also has 2 buddies in the movie called "Minions" and those buddies are named Bob and Stuart
Kevin talks funny!
I like the way he sounds, too. his voice sounds funny too!
by xxSuper_Pooper2009xx April 19, 2018
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Kevin

One of the most amazing and beautiful people on this earth. Extremely funny and outgoing. Kind of a dark sense of humor. Confidence practically radiates off him. Extreme sarcasm. But he's also one of the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. He's generous and has great manners, and will do whatever he can to make sure you're okay. PURE GODLIKE BEAUTY. How can a man be this gorgeous? The world may never know. Usually around 6'0-6'3. Wears a lot of flannels, loves rock and music in general, kind of a geek when it comes to things like Harry Potter and LOTR.
Madi- "Who's that fine piece of man candy over there???"
Kyla- "That's Kevin! Isn't he amazing?"
Madi- "Total daddy material!"
by h e l p m e October 31, 2017
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