Horny Boy

A Horny Boy is someone that feels the need to sext his gf in school.

Man that Connor Noble sure is a Horny Boy! Especially after what happened to his gf!

by Exposing the truth 101 December 4, 2019

Horny Jail

Where the FBI takes you when a lewd artist forgets to say "All characters are portrayed as being eighteen or older."

*Bonk*

"You're going to Horny Jail!"

"No! I didn't know she was only sixteen! I was just on Deviantart and the artist forgot to say that the characters were aged up!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021

horny beast

A person who is horny all day and everyday. Cant resist a girl's hot bod. will do anything to get his/her hands on you.

"I went to franks house on friday, he was all over me, he was definately a horny beast."
"I was cuddling with Jesse and he pressured me to let him feel me up, now i call him a horny beast"

by Maddie Crawford August 22, 2008

Horny Drunk

When a usually straight laced person becomes horny when drunk and hooks up with lots of guys/girls at a party. Opposed to being a "Slut". Being a "Horny Drunk" implies that you are not like that all the time.

Mary isn't a slut, she's just a horny drunk!

by conchowino February 23, 2009

Horny platypus

When your hitting a woman from behind so hard that she chatters. She than disappears and a new woman with a a fedora comes in and gives you a foot job whilst you ask where’s perry.

Dave: I was so confused when she did the horny platypus on me last night
Phinneas: No one gives a shit Dave

by Biggie dick November 30, 2018

horny paul

a very horny guy by the name of paul, has to be wearing glasses tho or it doesn’t count

fucking hell horny paul is at it again and he’s trying to get in emily thompsons knickers!

by Nonceroony November 14, 2019

Schrödinger's Horny

When someone says something horny and waits until after people give their reactions to decide whether or not they were serious. If people seem uncomfortable or start laughing, they treat it like it was meant to be a joke the entire time.

"Jason asked Jessica to step on him, but laughed like he had made the funniest joke ever when she told him he was disgusting."
"He was totally being Schrödinger's Horny."

by Dyspros December 17, 2021