Forking

A step above spooning. People's utensils almost touching but not quite there. Unlike knifing which requires something to enter juicy flesh. Forking can involve sudden movement and loud high pitched noices.

Kitchen Forks: "CLiNk! cLiNk!"
People Forking: "Nghhhhh! AGHhhhhh!"

by TriedDrowningAFish August 22, 2018

Tuning fork

The act of farting while balls deep in your partner. Thus resulting in their insides vibrating like a tuning fork

I had to fart right after we were done, so I gave her a tuning fork

by Big Jolly April 16, 2024

Italian fork

When one shoves pasta in there but hole and lets it marinade for a day. Then forks it out in a twirling motion the poop being the perfect sauce.

He aldo you should try the Italian fork dish. Me and my lady loved the sauce and the noodle was so marinated.

by Freezedry69 April 28, 2023

Fork

A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.

Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife

I'm being forked right now

by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024

A Forking Banana

It’s a word to adentify somthing bad. Often used as a better alternative to a sver word.

Bill -“did you see that movie a talkt about”

Frank -“ ye, it was like a forking banana”

Bill -“Frank, i don’t think it’s a good idea that we be friends anymore “

Frank -“you were all ways a forking banana Bill”

by Kaptenkalsipp February 20, 2018

Steaming Fork

When you are taught something but you learned nothing.

My life is a Steaming Fork

by Zucchini_weeny June 3, 2022

fork licker

a fucking retard who thinks licking forks is better than sticking them in the electrical socket.

Guy 1: So you lick forks, don't you?
Fork licker: Shut up spoon sucker.

by Spoon Sucker November 30, 2022