When you don't care about something.
by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008
Get the flying poopmug. It is legend that the flying marlin originated withe Ernest Hemingway on one of his drunken excursions in Key West. This is when a male is stand up 69ing a girl while his friend waits in the closet with a camera. The friend emerges and snaps a picture as the man stand up 69in inserts his fingers in her vagina and smiles for the camera as if showing off a tropy marlin.
Looking through his vacation photos he came across the "flying marlin," with the old whore from Key West.
by Ernest Hemingballs69 June 5, 2011
Get the flying marlinmug. A tank manufactured by pivot joints. They can be propelled upward with an unknown force at unspeakable velocities. They are usually colored a dark green. They use their weight as an advantage to drop themselves on top of buildings and people. The best known pilots of these tanks have a youtube channel called Flyingtanks.
by ItstheEDN January 19, 2009
Get the Flying tanksmug. The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.
(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
by Talisman2 January 24, 2011
Get the fly reportmug. (n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
by terdbyrglar January 13, 2014
Get the Flying Toastermug. Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.
"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."
"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."
Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."
Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*
by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011
Get the Flying Castellimug. by entity2501 October 5, 2021
Get the Nigger flymug.