million dollar corporation

Describes someone who is amazing.

I'm a fuckn million dollar corporation man!

by ChalooMaloo December 5, 2021

corporate circlejerking

When corporations pretend to compete while actually collaborating to keep prices high, options fake, and innovation dead.

“Dude, these meal deals are all the same.”
“Yeah bro, classic corporate circlejerking.”

by geometrylkj;vzd093520-50 July 11, 2025

Corporate - Cuck

Someone who used to be underground but now takes orders for the money.

Wow, that guy used to be underground and cool. Now he's a Corporate - Cuck just to get money.

by vhhm January 24, 2024

Corporate Criminal

a word use to describe german people who are savage.

He's a corporate criminal.

by sexycow432 April 21, 2019

Corporate Padding

A role or person in a business or enterprise , which provides no value to the company or its customers. Usually seen in larger companies.

Can we all agree that project managers are just corporate padding?

by Gary Grant Jones May 22, 2024

Corporate Communism

Corporate communism, as defined by the Beatnik Bird, is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, (the privatized Big Brother) and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police. Whatever government exists is a wholly owned subsidiary of the corporations kind of like Czarist Russia before the Marxist revolution in 1917 when everything was owned by royalty and its facilitator the church.

Corporate Communism is a blend of two of the most hated and abused terms in pop economics, corporatism, aka capitalism and communism, aka socialism. It was created by the Beatnik Bird as a descriptive term to grab the attention of those who have no factual knowledge of either but are convinced that either or both are evil.

Corporate communism is when brain dead corporations own the means of communication, and which are dedicated to promoting the anarchist idea that the best government is no government beyond the military and the police

by Beatnik Bird April 29, 2024

corporal carpet

Someone who decides to randomly get a bowl-cut and dye their hair black for absolutely no reason

Pretty sure Daniel just corporal carpeted his hair last night

by duemoturion June 10, 2017