quaker boot

when a chick is giving you head, you quietly slip on your quaker boot. then you ejaculate on her face and kick her in the head with your boot while standing and yelling out 'QUAKER BOOT!'

me: 'oh baby, that feels so good! I'm about cum!' 'QUAKER BOOT!'

female: 'WHAT THE FUCK?!"

by horatiokilgore August 17, 2012

boot screwed

buggered; stuffed; up the creek without a paddle

"We are totally boot screwed"

by WeWin March 3, 2006

Chew Boot

A girl whose face is so ugly that it reminds you of a boot that a dog has chewed on ALL DAY LONG!

"That girl over there is a real Chew Boot. Her face is so nasty I want to vomit."

by The_Ocean January 16, 2010

clown boots

A type of boot or shoe that a klown wears. Usually red and very large. Often mentioned by crazy people.

Thank you for the clown boots, they are very well made.

by klownz April 26, 2006

boots junior

Somewhat - but not entirely - lame, disappointing, or otherwise not good. Also used as an expression of mild disappointment or discontent.

A weaker form of "boots" (short for "bootsy").

Sally: "It turns out Round Table is closed, so we'll have to order Papa John's instead."
Kirk: "Boots junior."

by timpossible March 25, 2007

clunker boots

goth style boots that have thick platforms on the bottom and buckled straps.

John kicked me in the shin with his 8 inch platform clunker boots and I had a bruise for a week.

by jamba juice addict November 6, 2009

Boots in Florida

Something that only ratchet ass hoes do it ain't cold here fool

" why the hell that girl wearing boots in Florida?" "I don't know she's just ratchet"

by Artifical_sweetness June 16, 2013