Baker

A dumbass who think’s they’re smarter than everyone but is in fact severely lacking in braincells.

That guy is such a baker!

by Stiggy4517 May 21, 2021

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024

baker

The adverb version of baking

He's such a baker.....

by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024

baker

a doofus who joins in on conversations completely uninvited, spreading very useless information for no reason

he is a total baker

by infuriating potato January 20, 2022

Baker

A term used when someone sells the bread or dough meaning the cash or goal in a game or a task

Nah! He's a baker, he has that in the bag and sold the bread!

by swikthekandlewik November 03, 2021

Baker

Someone who is constantly mooching off of you and overstays their welcome then gives you COVID-19 then while you're in the hospital possibly dying proceeds to try and hookup with your ol' lady

He got me so sick I was admitted to the hospital and he tried to bang my girl!
Damn, what a baker!

by Iowagirl69 February 16, 2023

Baker

bakerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr is pretty nice at anything but baking

I hate baker
same
what why
he can't bake

by FRCrunch March 04, 2024