by Eat420 October 15, 2019
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by Getyogoblinsoutmygoddamnhouse May 9, 2019
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My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
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by mcknazzy December 31, 2011
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by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014
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by Hurburt December 1, 2019
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Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
by Carnthepear September 12, 2015
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