gerth turtle

When your getting head and your penis gets bit so it shrivels up like a turtle going into its shell.

She gave me a Gerth turtle

by Gerth turtle June 09, 2016

Turtle Lee

Turtle lee means is short ,eyes are small and he plays video games sucks.

Turtle Lee is sucks

by Cool guy go to be man November 21, 2022

Turtle hunting

Turtle hunting is when you feel a turrle head popping out of your rectum and proceed to go the nearest mirror, grab your asscheaks, and spread them just to see what your turtle head looks like.

Friend- "dude where'd you go"

You- "sorry, I felt something popping out so I had to go turtle hunting"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

turtle buns

1.Something said to anger your teacher.
2.Hot dog buns in the shape of turtles.
3.The rear end of a turtle.

Teacher:"What is the answer..."
Child:"Turtle buns!!!"

by Zombie Ninja Warrior February 05, 2012

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

period turtle

Someone you don't like at all, for no apparent reason.

Look at that random person across the street. Gosh, I hate him. He's such a period turtle.

by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 20, 2014

turtle rancher

Noun; Someone who makes situations/moments awkward by interjecting into conversations inorder to make someone make an awkward turtle.

Guy: hey did you catch that Celtics game last night?
Guy2: No I...
Guy3: two midgets just stole my ice cream, so i killed them with an ice cream scooper!
Guy2: *makes awkward turtle
Guy: Dude you're a major turtle rancher.

by Tucker Sampson May 21, 2008