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Turtle snorkel

They banned turtle snorkels at Mc Donald's, that's why your drink tastes like cardboard
by Eat420 October 15, 2019
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Turtle man

The creepy neighbor who you think likes his turtles to ducking much and throws birthday parties for them in his backyard which gets very uncomfortable when he asks the children to come over and celebrate it with him.
Mother:it's time to go inside
Kids:why?
Mother whispers:turtle man is out now hurry!
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Velvet turtle

A fine dining chain of restaurants headquartered in san mateo ca with locations in california arizona and washington state. The chain reached its zenith of popularity in the early '80s and was defunct by the early '90s when the publics taste started trending more towards casual dining.
My son just graduated from the 6th grade. He wanted to go to chuckyi cheese to celebrate buy
I insisted on the velvet turtle instead!
by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021
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Tampon Turtle

When your tampon pokes out like a turtle head.
"Yesterday I sneezed during a meeting and for the rest of the afternoon my tampon turtle drove me crazy!"
by mcknazzy December 31, 2011
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turtle and bunny

The truest of lovers, one slow and one fast, opposites but so in love, they are sure to last till the end of their lives. True soulmates. I love you twirdle.
The turtle and bunny had enough love to fill the world.
by Lovemyturtle February 1, 2014
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Yertle the Turtle

The sexiest character in all of Dr Suess’ books. Anyone who plays the part of the sexy turtle himself is bound to have sex almost everyday. If you have the honor of sleeping with Yertle you instantly become the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius.
Wow the girl is the sexiest person in a 17.23 mile radius she must of fucked yertle the turtle
by Hurburt December 1, 2019
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turtle popping

When you are running to the toilet with poo half out of your bum and you're squeezing your anus to get it back in.

Like a turtles head half out of its shell.
"Oh my God, I got to go to the loo; I'm turtle popping!"
by Carnthepear September 12, 2015
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