The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.

Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*

by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019

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sword fighting dildos

A particular star sign that looks like two lighted dildos sword fighting for world freedom as each star point lights up. An example of this poetic dance can be found after dark at the lighted sign outside Walli’s in Burton, Michigan.

Hey man, we’re meeting at the bar near the sword fighting dildos. You coming?!

by Corn & Rye November 26, 2022

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."-Mitsurugi

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

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cat sword

A large enormous penis in which it is used to slap people with

Catarina pulled out her cat sword and slapped ace with it

by Annnnnnnnndreeeeeeee May 10, 2018

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sword

a sword is just a realy long and sharp butter knife

p1 :hey dude have you seen my sword?
p2: I think p3 is using it to make a toast

by shkpp June 10, 2021

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Lake Sword

Originally from Skyrim, Lake Sword is a type of naked pose for sending someone nudes in a bubble bath with the bubble surrounding your penis as it emerges from the bath.

"Hey send nudes?" The boys in the background,"LAKE SWORD"

by MountainMen December 29, 2019

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