Slang for excreting fecal matter.
by The Duke of Alcatraz August 09, 2008
the hottest boyo on the block. you know he coming when you smell blooberries. yes bitch, you know it’s his hair
by sksksksk thot January 07, 2019
Though Mark's personality and looks seemed to be lacking, widespread word of the Empire Smurf Building made his pants the center of a tourist economy.
by Ruhbee! September 07, 2006
Under the influenced of any thing that can fuck you up.
by Jakeybbitch May 20, 2009
The blueberries in out-of-package muffin mixes are really dead smurfs that have been stripped of their traditional clothing and put in an industrial food dehydrators. This is done to cut costs in the wake lagging muffin market of 1998 now just continued for the benefit of profit margin. They are gathered in Columbia by rebels to help pay for their Communist ambitions in the region.
by P. Kaltenbach January 07, 2008
When you are presented with something that looks favorable for you, but ends up not being favorable when you get it.
Someone offers you $10 to take them to a friend's house uo the street. When you get there, the friend aint @ home and you gotta drive across town to earn your $10. Damn it you done pulled a jokey smurf on me.
by jtb30 February 02, 2008
"OMG he sounds just like a gay smurf"
"That boy is such a gay smurf"
"I heard that gay smurf slept with 15 boys in this month"
"That boy is such a gay smurf"
"I heard that gay smurf slept with 15 boys in this month"
by Itissomeoneyouwillneverknow July 01, 2015