by selmermarkvi February 5, 2025
Get the Part-time baddiemug. When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.
Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.
by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019
Get the ken partsmug. .
《¤》Dead《¤》Presidents《¤》Part《¤》Zero《¤》deUad《¤》presiUdents《¤》paUrt《¤》zeulUrp《¤》deaD《¤》presidentS《¤》parT《¤》zerO《¤》
by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 26, 2025
Get the 《¤》Dead《¤》Presidents《¤》Part《¤》Zero《¤》deUad《¤》presiUdents《¤》paUrt《¤》zeulUrp《¤》deaD《¤》presidentS《¤》parT《¤》zerO《¤》mug. The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
by anonymous August 18, 2024
Get the So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?mug. mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word
by 69 years ago July 4, 2021
Get the just cut of the bad parts and you can eat itmug. Hym "I have a 9th amendment right to travel and do not have to stay in my community and leave the world in Jordan's incestuous hands. This is how you know he doesn't actually like the rights of America. And I'm better than that fucking retard. She does not decide and the more you try to make it so the worse it gets for everyone else and the worse it gets for everyone the less willing they will be to play along with your farce. There, that's you being full of shit in 3 parts."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
Get the 3 partsmug. Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesn’t suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that I’m not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her mother’s Bipolar disorder? Women can’t have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks he’s doing what I’m doing but, like you other idiots, IT’S NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James they’re both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And that’s the issue. He thinks he’s better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2
You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
You need to stop talking shit because I’m better than you. I don’t need to stop talking shit also because I’m better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what we’re doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was “powerful” but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say “I don’t have the right to talk about peoples intelligence”!? I’m being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. He’s aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if I’m doing something than I am better than him. He won’t be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that it’s a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!”
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2mug.