mud diving

It's like muff diving, but in the back.

Sandy was on her period, so I went mud diving instead

by smile420 May 02, 2014

Mud Hut

Taking a poop that has the consistency of mud.

“ I’ve gotta go build a mud hut for the poo poo tribe.”

by Peterpumpkineater_69 October 13, 2019

albino mud

slang for cum

guy 1: oh you should've saw courtney last night! my albino mud was dripping all over her face!

guy 2: shit, dude. that sounded like a fun time.

by constipated rn lol December 13, 2020

Mud Hoggin

Four wheeler ridin tearin up the mud with a cold one in one hand and a hot doe on the back

Hey Jim Bob, how you tear up your four wheeler? I was mud hoggin to hard

by Loving Jesus November 15, 2018

Mud Saddle

When you try to pull an upper decker and miss then hit the seat causing a mud saddle

" I wanted to leave an upper decker for the guy who mud saddled me, but I missed and left a fresh mus saddle"

by mama lucien March 26, 2005

mud wick

After hard anal sex, having to squeeze the shit juices out of your urethra like when popping a zit so you can take a piss.

I can't take a piss because I have a serious mud wick

by Tess H August 05, 2006

Stick in the Mud

A person who won't ever let you have fun

Why you gotta be such a stick in the mud?

by Smasher6708 May 12, 2019