Loaf

A man's genitalia ; a penis

Greasy George got arrested for unfolding his loaf in front of the elementary school

"ALL LOAFS MATTER!" - I'am Rapaport Podcast

by BigDaddyVladdy March 03, 2017

Loaf

Money. Same thing as saying bread

“I don’t need him. I get my own loaf”
“Bitch I got loaf”

by me❤ May 12, 2020

Loaf

Loaf - An affectionate term for a sexy female.

There are many types of loaf’s tho, just like the bread. Some premium, some mouldy.

Yo Jack, you wanna see this loaf I pulled last night! Whoooo she’s a kingsmill 50/50 loaf innit!

by RicMaroo October 03, 2022

Loaf

A woman you’ve bread multiple times is a loaf.

Me and Suzy are going steady for 6 months, she’s my loaf.

by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024

Loaf

When a guy/girl goes out of their way to impress, talk to, and or flirt with a person.

Parker was loafing with Logan trying to get some.

That girl was on the dance floor loafing with those cheeks.

by Billy Joe-Hagrid November 16, 2019

Loaf

A stack of huge amounts of money

You got loaf ? I got my loaf bro we gotta go shopping

by Roughtrain March 19, 2016

Loaf

To punch somebody.

Quit munching on my back end before i loaf ya in the gut.

by houdinigotloafed January 09, 2018