giddy goat

Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.

“I left the washing outside in the rain, oh I am a giddy goat!”

by Mr.GiddyGoat December 16, 2017

goat sack

noun.
A term used to describe the udders of a goat.

A man whose testicles hang down to his knees.

Because of the goat sack on Bessie, she will give 8 quarts of goat's milk a day.

Shauna said Joe's got so much goat sack, she can't even give him a ball hummer.

by TShel August 11, 2006

The Rule of Goats

The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.

The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.

Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."

by NoneCanHandle November 08, 2021

Mountain-goating

The act of scaling rocks and hillsides at a rapid pace.

Billy was mountain-goating up the rockside in order to capture the flag.

by thecumdown September 05, 2012

Goat Milk

Pure deliciousness!

Goat Milk See: Milked and Goated

I was milkin some serious goats yesterday!

by TheMilkerOfGoats June 25, 2011

Crotch Goat

Someone who cuts or chews pubic hair with their teeth, as a goat would eat grass.

"I let that guy go down on me, but he was a total crotch goat so it was such a turn-off."

by heyheyheyhey12345asdf April 02, 2010

city goat

The urban equivalent of a hillbilly.

Have you seen all those old truck parts outside the Hatfield place? He is such a city goat!

by tomdog Klisuric April 27, 2007