Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.

Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron

by pimpdaddy007 September 5, 2011

South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twister

Popular in Adelaide, it's when you get your nipples twisted by a kid who hasn't showered in months.

Person 1: Hey, I'm going to Australia

Person 2: Watch out for South Australian Greasy Kid Nipple Twisters!

by Chad Tuah December 17, 2024

Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.

I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.

by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014

Fat greasy hoe

Usually a girl who gives off crackhead vibes. Most likely named Carina or Violet.

Omg did you see carina and violet today??
Yeah
Violet is a real fat greasy hoe
Carina too

by Carinaparkeywarkey October 28, 2019

Greasy Virgin

William Kenneth Albert Owen

That kid who looks like a pinecone over there, he's a greasy virgin.

by KrakenAthropod15 February 16, 2018

Greasy

Violating any mother fucker who decides to fuck with you. Killing these niggas organelles ; not giving any fucks about what people say

This bitch tried to play me ? Now it's greasy season fuck are you talking about.

by SessyGur January 4, 2015