eiffel tower diving

jumping off the eiffel tower in a skydiving motion but without the parasuit or plane... it's just committing su-

FUN... COMMITTING FUN YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

I want to go eiffel tower diving C:

by fatfucc February 19, 2020

backroad dumpster dive

The icky sticky intercourse one has just following roadhead in the dumpster behind a gas station.

Rick felt regret as he walked away from his backroad dumpster dive, not giving the homeless prostitute any change for her deeds.

by pseudofedup February 2, 2015

pearl diving

When a guy gets his penis sucked or has sex until he's about to ejaculate: the guy comes in her mouth, but then kisses her to go "pearl diving", so both kiddies get the pleasure of pearl!

Pearl-diving tastes just like the salty ocean!

by J. Izzle December 5, 2004

dumpster diving

fucking your ex because you have nobody else to fuck

I went dumpster diving again!

by angie December 13, 2003

muff dive mcgee

a person who all he (or she) likes to do is give oral sex to a women

or it could also be used as an insult to a douchbag

1.ahhhh dude muff dive mcgee, how was she.

2.hey muff dive mcgee......fuck you

by tee hee bitches October 17, 2007

Awkward turtle dive

Like the awkward turtle , but used when the situation is made even more awkward by further input either by yourself or someone else in the conversaton.

You make the same turtle hand formation as before, but make your hand turtle take a dive.

Bill: (jokingly says) Hey, don't give me herpes!
Jill: I can't give you herpes unless they flare up
Bill: ....*Awkward turtle*
Jack: (truthfully says) I have herpes too, and no it can't be spread unless you have visible sores
Bill: .....*Awkward turtle dive*

by Patty Pat Pat July 23, 2008

dip n dive

This is when a man dips his erection into a meaty mexican dip and then dives his boner into a woman's cha cha. (Frequently observed at a spicnic. Sometimes results in a mexican yeast infection.)

Let's get crunked in the trailer y'all! Eatin' mexican dip w/o the mexicans, and drinkin' barcardi cuz it's time to party with my homies. dip n dive bitches!

by Tammi and George September 18, 2007