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Cleveland Crumpet

The act of having his/her freshly defected feces pushed out halfway and have there cheeks squished together and rubbed, to make a cleveland crumpet
“Kenzy can I have a cleveland crumpet?”
“I had a major stiffy after my cleveland crumpet.”
by ClevelandCrumpeter June 6, 2025
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cleveland creamy

the act of shoving a whip cream can in a big black womens ass and fucking her vagina to cause a chain reactions making her ass spraying whip cream as if shes having diareah
danny; hey veronica want a cleveland creamy?
by ickyonions March 7, 2012
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James Cleveland

A person who can sing very good, especially gospel songs. James Cleveland was a famed gospel singer who started his career as a soprano at Pilgrim Baptist Church. In 1970 he founded his own church cornerstone institutional Baptist church, which has dwindled up to almost 1000 members until his death on February 9, 1991 at the age of 59 in Culver City due to heart failure.
You hear that? There go James Cleveland over there. He can sing.
by Pjudge October 26, 2022
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Cleveland Steamer

When a person excretes ejaculate onto their partner's stomach/chest and scoots through it while tooting like an old steam boat, leaving a wake of ejaculate across their partner's body. Pantomiming like you're pulling the cord to toot an air horn is a must for the perfection of this maneuver.

It seems that everyone posing about this term is wrong, most people think this term has to do with feces, but end up describing either a Hot Carl / Hot Karl or some modified version of a Hot Lunch or Chili Dog. A Cleveland Steamer has nothing to do with Feces it's semen.
I just jizzed on my girl's stomach and gave her the Cleveland Steamer.
by TamagachiYeet February 26, 2020
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The Portable Cleveland Steamer

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.
by Funky Games January 27, 2024
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Cleveland Z

This isn't your grandma's tetris piece. A Cleveland Z is best enjoyed face up and legs up. Open wide because here comes the Z train.

Dudes, it's a bunch of dudes doing things to your butt. One of the guy's name is Zed.

See also: Rhode Island Z
by Hobert Rarison December 6, 2022
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Windy Cleveland

a windy cleveland is when while you are performing anal on someone your partner farts, poots, ot passes gas
"Hey i dumped that hoe who gave me a windy cleveland last night"
by mr. philliepoo March 28, 2009
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