Marcus Alexander Bagwell Is Ant-Man

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Marcus Alexander Bagwell Is Ant-Man

by FrenchVanillaSake March 1, 2025

Ant

Noun; kankles. A man with a drunken sloth-like appearance. Is a horrible person. Smells of PBR and river water. Spawned from a peice-of-shit devil worshipping mother. Is a failiure. Is one of the worst people you will ever meet. Try not smell this person or look into their soul-less eyes. Probably has a baby mom that gets ridden hard and put away wet by an entire city. Will die of cancer.

"Look at that dumpster diving bum, looks like an Ant."

"Is ant smoking cigarette filters out of the public ashtrays again?"

by Fetuseaterbabykiller December 26, 2016

Rick The Ant

The greatest ant in human history.

Sophia hates people who are the human equivalent of Rick The Ant.

by city>united July 18, 2022

P(l)ants

The definition for plants who got that extra swagger. They may be a drip(py)leaf, or a fungi. The scientific term for these is {plantaeus drippius}.

I grow lots of p(l)ants.

by P(l)anter December 12, 2022

Ante

Ante is the prettiest person you will ever meet. He is cute, caring and very hot. Everyone needs Ante in their life.

Ante is so hot, I would love to be his girlfriend.

by MichaelMcdonalds November 21, 2021

Ant

Ant is an ugly fat non-femboy not cute switch (not a bottom) which not many people like. He has many friends online and a few in the real world.
And he is also a disgusting furry.
Ant also likes to make fun of people for being a furry even though he is a furry.

Tibbs, Corrin, Wolf, Jordan: Ant, ur cute
Ant: no u
Tibbs, Corrin, Wolf, Jordan: Yeah you’re right.

by AntTheFur August 3, 2022

Ant

Ant is an old man, his back will hurt and knees will crack. Ant also hangs his coat up in science, he checks the weather on the app and not by looking outside. Ant also likes to be called daddy (but that doesn't bother me).

Elli: Ant you're so hot and seggsy, give me love.
Ant: Hold on Elli, I'm checking the weather.

by ewmilk December 22, 2020